woensdag 26 juni 2013

TROMEO AND JULIET (1996)

PARTS OF THE FAMILY (2003)

Directed by Leon Paul De Bruyn (2003) Starring Cecilia Bergqvist, Bob Dougherty, Leo Franquet, Paul Houwen, Hugo Vanden Brmet, Willy Leus, Johanna Lesage, Leen Vandereycken, Norman Baert, John Idem, Bert Strouwen, Jaak Varbist, Geert Hoornaert, Bruno Vandebossche with LLOYD KAUFMAN as Carl Ressler Troma Entertainment brings you a family-affair stabbed full of murder, blood, gore and zombies!!! Beyond the front door of an old, decrepit house is buried a horrible and tragic past. One horrifying and gory night, a family of four is brutally hacked to pieces. The only survivor is the young and beautiful housekeeper, Ella. When she steps out of the house one day, She has no way of realizing that she is about to be snatched up by failed bank robber, Jason Goodis. Little does he know that his innocent hostage has an unquenchable thirst for blood! Outside, the house is surrounded by police. Inside, they are not alone. Down in the basement there is an unseen restless stirring. As the tension mounts, Jason Goodis can't fight the urge to escape. There are noises in the attic, sounds coming from the basement. Ella lures him into the garden where he is grazed by a sniper's bullet. The captor has become the captured. The sight of his blood drives Ella into a feeding frenzy. Jason Goodis will never be the same man again. You will be mesmerized and horrified as the climax culminates in a frantic feast! The police are storming the house, creatures are storming from fresh graves and everybody's hungry! A vicious blood-splattered fiesta ensues when Night of the Living Dead meets Redneck Zombies! In this household there is no telling who will be invited to dinner, who will be the main course or who might become Parts of the Family!


vrijdag 31 mei 2013

SAVIOR OF THE EARTH (KOREAN TRON)

The guy who did the english voices should stand trial for crimes agains humanity.

dinsdag 21 mei 2013

SPACE ACADEMY (1977)

Not exactly b-grade trash, oh well... Live action series produced by Filmation. Based on an abandoned idea for a Star Trek spin-off about starfleet academy. Look at the voluminous haircuts! I'm quite sure they are sentient beings from outer space. Also, the antagonist, some sort of floating red light -related to HAL9000?- is rather easily persuaded in releasing the boy who takes care of the chrystals. After all, they have to resolve the storyline in +20 mins (I guess they programmed the show on saturday mornings). Some sound effects may sound very familiar, I expected Mister Spock to pop up any second but he didn't. The characters are all quite happy and upbeat. They're spacehappy! or is it looming space madness? Their robot Peepo is the most inanimate one in the history of robots in s/f. Unfortunately they only uploaded this episode and not more because despite it's overall silliness i like it.